#4751 You Better Chex Yourself

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss the new Burger King commercial that makes Andrew feel bad for liking Burger King. Plus, Luke had a really nice time connecting visiting some old colleagues yesterday, but was also reminded of the bureaucracy that often comes along with public radio. And Andrew reminisces about the first satirical newspaper he fell in love with.

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0:00.0	Hello, no one is available to take your call. Please leave a message after the tone.
0:06.3	I submit for your consideration as a top tier morning clean, first-use public restroom,
0:13.7	a public park restroom that's just been cleaned. I'm at a state park within one-hour
0:19.2	driving distance of Dayton, Ohio.
0:21.0	I'm not going to give away my spot.
0:23.3	But the groundskeepers have just been through.
0:25.8	It's 9.15 on a Tuesday morning.
0:27.8	And bathroom floors so clean you could eat off of them.
0:31.1	And did I?
0:32.0	We'll never know.
0:34.2	TVTL.
0:41.3	Jake, what are you looking forward to most about this film? Well, I think I'm looking forward to cracking up.
0:44.3	I hope I can, like, you know, totally crack up.
0:48.3	So I haven't, like, totally cracked up in a long time.
0:51.3	Okay, I've got a funny guy for a partner.
0:56.0	But seriously, you have to monitor your foot health.
0:59.0	I'm going to send you a pedometer app that I use.
1:01.0	You're going to love it.
1:02.0	It has robust social features.
1:04.0	We can give each other foot fives.
1:06.0	Well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
1:08.0	Go for counseling if you both feel that this relationship is
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