Do you believe in UFOs?

Oh, yeah, yes, sir.

Definitely. They're out there, man. I've been out there in Aurora, Texas. They got them little graves and stuff. Yeah, I've been out there and I don't know. I'm planning a trip. I'm planning a trip. We're going out to like Arizona or something and figure something out. The Air Force One where they found all that stuff. I got pictures of

roar. I've seen grave sites. They're out there, man, and I'm flying in the plane. I'm always

hallucinating, but who really knows what I'm looking at? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay.

Well, but there's no proof of this. Just people's accounts. You're right. There's no proof, but I mean, there's no proof of Jesus or, you know,

people go in the restroom until they tell you about it, you know what I mean?

I mean, that's just kind of the way I see things.

All right, so you believe it then?

Oh, definitely, definitely.

Do you think there's like little green men out there?

No little green men, sir.

TBTL.

Okay, T-Bone.

Time for some serious crunching.

You have a very gentle face and a very erotic physique.

I love the way they look.

They're very affectionate and they're smaller than horses.

He runs around the house all day, naked chasing himself, playing tag.

It's awful.

He screams at the cat because she didn't vote.

Every time he farts, he calls the fire department.

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