Teresa, will you go out on a date with me? No. Okay then. Wait, Stan? Yeah. I just worry we wouldn't have things to talk about. Will we have things to talk about? Well, maybe we shouldn't do it. You got it. What will we talk about during the date? Where you're from or I'm from, how many brothers and sisters we have? That's like two minutes. I just can't have silence. I can't stand it.

Oh, that is bad.

TBTL.

Ask your question?

Well, possibly.

What hell am I doing here?

Is that the question?

What was the question, sir?

If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

I love you.

Yeah, the game tonight is only on Wikipedia.

Yeah, it's on Delta Premium, so you've got to book a a flight and then you can watch it on the little screen on the plane. It's on Eric Plus, so you gotta go to this guy Eric's house. He won't let you in, but he leaves the blinds open so you can watch from the back porch. Isn't that for techno geeks with spreadsheet? And I also think it wouldn't hurt you to talk to a therapist about your bathroom issues, bathroom issues because there's clearly something going on there. Action speak louder than demonstration. Let's get to some of the action right now. All right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Oh, yeah. My name's Luke Burbank. I am your host. I'm a professional. Look it up in the book.

Coming to you from Las Vegas, Nevada. Vegas, baby. Vegas. And the Cosmopolitan Hotel looking out on the new construction of where the, I'm going to call them the Oakland days, and I don't care who gets mad at me,

where the Oakland days will be playing here on the Las Vegas strip, looking out at the Luxor,

which is a pretend pyramid, and a sort of miniature version of the New York skyline at New York, New York.

And it's going to be a toasty day here in Las Vegas.

I feel warm and I'm levitating.

Got the AC pump in here in the hotel room,

and we are set, my friends, to bring you episode 4,739 in a collector series.

Let the fun begin.

I've been here this weekend filming some TV stuff at something called CrimeCon.

It's literally illegal. It's where people get together to talk about mysterious deaths and who may have

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