What happened? Oh, well, it's really quite funny. I was in bed sleeping at 2 o'clock's morning,

my wife comes in and says, someone ran into the shop and I said, oh, what? So I jumped down to bed

and all I had was my undies on and I've walked out the front and I've seen the car smashed

and I've seen the bloke walking back to the car. And so I've walked outside and said oh what do you doing mate like you can't be leaving the scene and he goes don't be a hero mate and I said I'm not trying to be a hero but the police are coming and he just decided he'd scoot up the road and I just said nah it's not going on like that mate so I jumped in my car and I started chasing him up the road and then he went down the side street and then the police were coming and I

flashed him and sent them off in the direction of him but mate all I had was my jocks on

I was chasing him up the street and I'm just like mate do you feel like a hero oh not

really it's just something you got to do for the community, mate. It's like,

you look after your mates and your mates will always look after you.

T, T, B, T, B, TL.

Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is?

It's Friday! Friday!

Gotta get down on Friday!

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend!

In this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide of an elephant.

You are in business with a couple glue-sniffing squishets. Why don't I tell you all about it over a hot steaming mug of beer and a cup of cold corn?

I'm such a sucker for content.

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

It is political correctness to run amok.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

Scatman's World.

Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia, where it is kind of a cloudy, foggy, cloud fog day.

Cloud fog.

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