#4740 A Touch Of Glass
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew discover that they both share the same irrational fear regarding glassware. They also reconsider Nick Nolte's famous mugshot photo in a new light…and learn that it wasn't actually a mugshot photo at all. And they hear a very tender voicemail from a listener paying tribute to her pooch.
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| 0:00.0 | And now Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. |
| 0:08.0 | Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself, mankind. |
| 0:18.0 | Basically, it's made up of two separate words,k and i'm what do these words mean it's a mystery |
| 0:25.9 | and that's why so is mankind tvtel now i don't know much about this podcasting business, but let me tell you, there's something |
| 0:38.7 | about this show that just gets me hooked. |
| 0:41.2 | These guys have a way of talking that's like having a chat with your neighbor over the backyard |
| 0:45.2 | fence. |
| 0:45.8 | Just like the drop says, I cannot contain my joy. |
| 0:50.7 | I don't think I've ever related to a drop so much right now. |
| 0:55.0 | It's the story of a man with a brothel of a home and a pool filled with human excrement. |
| 1:00.0 | You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen, and the it that you heard was the things that these people just said. |
| 1:05.0 | Please clap. |
| 1:09.0 | All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:17.3 | Carol, hold my calls. |
| 1:18.9 | My name's Luke Burbank. |
| 1:20.2 | I am your host. |
| 1:22.1 | Coming to you today from Houston, Texas. |
| 1:25.7 | Houston, we have a bowler. |
| 1:28.3 | Where it is an absolutely, already, like, |
| 1:32.3 | what is like, 85 already? |
| 1:34.3 | 11 in the morning, it is, it's muggy, it's warm, it's Houston. |
| 1:39.3 | I feel warm and I'm levitating. |
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