My name is Dr. Gail Timlin, President of Diet Supplement Industries Incorporated, and people say to me all the time,

but Gail, you're not a real doctor. And I say to them, oh yeah, well, I graduated with the PhD in Religious Studies at Ken State University.

Is that real enough for you? No? Well, how's this for real?

I lost hundreds of pounds by taking the best dietary product on the market. Dietoloxapam.

But can something so good be legally, you ask? Hey, you ask a lot of questions. Of course it's legal.

And I should know. I'm not only a doctor and president of Diet Supplemental Industries

Incorporated. I'm also the junior state representative of Rhode Island.

TBTL.

That's it. The radio. I'll go on the most popular program of the day. I assume that's still Don McNeil in his breakfast club.

Like I ask people, what's in your muffin? Huh? How about me? What did you ask me? Anybody? Anybody ask me? What's in my muffin?

I don't know what's in my muffin. If you two dirtbags ever mess with me again, I'll take this to the next level.

You don't do 22 episodes of Celebrity Outhouse with Lorena Bobbitt without learning a few things.

Dude, you are the best.

You're awesome, dude.

You are God to get to the airways.

What have you got to say for yourselves?

It's Hammer Time?

Let the freak out begin.

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show

that just might be too beautiful to live.

This whole conversation bothers me.

My name's Luke Burbank.

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