#4736 Twisted Mister
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
A huge industrial accident in Southern Washington has shaken the community that Luke lives in. He and Andrew also discuss the so-called "Steroid Olympics", which have been described accurately as an "abject failure." And a listener shares a Twisted Tea-inspired memory from the days of the pandemic.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey dummies. |
| 0:01.1 | I know that a listener is a 10. |
| 0:04.6 | A partner of a listener is an 11, and the child of a listener is a 5. |
| 0:10.2 | But we need to come up with a new term for reluctant TVTL listeners. |
| 0:16.8 | For example, Ryan Knapp, I know you are listening and you will not admit it. |
| 0:23.4 | Power out, guys. |
| 0:25.5 | TVTL. |
| 0:30.1 | I don't have a soul, but I guess. |
| 0:32.6 | That's an intergalactic space greeting. |
| 0:35.2 | That means hello, space, brothers. |
| 0:36.8 | So maybe this isn't exactly the most |
| 0:39.6 | polished radio broadcast you've ever heard. They sound un-bricking incredible together. Listening |
| 0:48.8 | to public radio without donating is like eating a dinner at an exquisite gourmet restaurant and then not paying the bill just walking right on out of there it's exactly like that instead of stealing food though you're stealing our words and our thoughts and please don't play this on the radio all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a wednesday edition of of TVTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:14.4 | Here we go again. |
| 1:15.3 | My name is Luke Burbank. |
| 1:16.5 | I'm your host. |
| 1:17.2 | If you want to talk, I've got two ears and they're tuned to the listening station. |
| 1:20.6 | Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia on a beautiful May the 27th. |
| 1:27.3 | California got sunshine. |
| 1:29.3 | Absolutely spectacular blue skies. |
| 1:31.3 | The river is placid and blue, and we are ready to go, my friends, |
| 1:36.3 | with episode 4,736 in a collector series. |
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