#4728 American Band Saw

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Luke admits to a regrettable phone conversation he had recently regarding air travel. Meanwhile, Andrew gets breaking news on the show about another mysterious moving violation issued against his family. The director behind Wendy's "Where's The Beef" campaign has passed away, reminding Luke of some of his amazing regional work. And finally, a listener offers an ingenious hack to getting your information updated on Wikipedia...

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0:00.0	The AM radio is a viable and modern source for news and entertainment. Totally. I used to be number one in this town, but people don't listen to AM like they used to. Seems like it's more about FM and color TV. That's stupid. It sure is, Kevin. In fact, I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio.
0:23.9	T-T-T-T-M.
0:26.9	T-B-TM.
0:27.9	Asked your question?
0:31.9	Well, possibly.
0:32.9	Um, the hell am I doing here?
0:36.9	Is that the question? What the hell am I doing here?
0:40.3	Is that the question? What was the question, sir?
0:42.3	Get the, get out, are you gonna get out there on,
0:45.3	you gonna get out there?
0:47.3	For what, like just, yeah?
0:49.3	It's quite pungent.
0:50.3	Oh yeah.
0:51.3	Ooh, it's a formidable scent.
0:57.9	Stings the nostrils in a good way.
0:58.5	Where am I?
1:00.6	The bit of despair.
1:02.6	Don't even think.
1:07.7	Don't even think about trying to escape.
1:10.9	Things are going to start happening to me now.
1:14.7	Well, all right, hello.
1:20.8	Good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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