#4729 A Real Nose Breather

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Luke learned a new breathing technique over the weekend that sent him down an unexpected shame spiral. Meanwhile, Andrew is realizing one of the most difficult things about having a puppy is learning how to talk to other people. And Luke's unprecedented enthusiasm for a workplace training ends up being unrewarded.

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0:00.0	Who's that?
0:02.0	Babby.
0:03.0	No, that's Andrew.
0:05.0	Who's that?
0:06.0	Daddy.
0:07.0	No, that's Luke.
0:09.0	Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
0:12.0	You have a new adopted son.
0:16.0	Congratulations Andrew and Luke.
0:19.0	He claims both of you, so.
0:22.2	Happy.
0:23.6	TVTL.
0:28.9	When you knock us down, we're going to get up.
0:31.7	And on the way up, we're going to bite a kneecap off, all right?
0:34.4	And we're going to stand up, and then it's going to take two more shots to knock us down. Well, let's hope it doesn't come to that. For heaven's sake, you're drunk, and you're being very menacing right now. Are you seriously detaining me again? Am I being rendered? No, you're being friendered, so just please accept our compulsory hospitality. Okay, are we done with the business part?
0:56.0	I want to start the clown portion of the meeting.
1:00.0	Well, all right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TVTL,
1:05.0	the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:09.0	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:11.8	I am your host.
1:12.9	Who is my daddy?
1:14.3	And what does he do?
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