#4727 Hacky Sack Is Backy Sack

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

A sad story of a lost cat in Andrew's neighborhood has one dazzling detail that offers a sliver of delight. Plus, Luke and Andrew are very excited to hear that the youth of today are getting into hacky sack again! And Luke thinks today is the day someone named Josh is really going to buy his lawnmower.

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0:00.0	I'm gross now.
0:03.0	I've been talking through burps.
0:06.0	I never used to do this.
0:09.0	When I was a kid and I wanted to burp, I'd be like, silence!
0:12.0	Blah!
0:16.0	Now I'm trying to like push them down and muscle through them.
0:19.0	I'll be at dinner just doing the bread and the seltzer,
0:22.7	filling up like a hot air balloon.
0:25.1	And then I'm like,
0:26.1	did you say that you were going to Italy?
0:29.5	We have a travel agent.
0:30.8	She has a travel agent.
0:33.9	I'm going to the kitchen.
0:35.3	Does anyone need anything?
0:38.3	Does anyone need anything? Just take a pause, John.
0:40.3	TBTL.
0:43.3	Is what we experience real or is reality a computer simulation constructed by an advanced alien race.
0:57.2	For more, our sports reporter Jim Caputo.
1:01.2	Oh, won't somebody please think of the children?
1:03.3	When I eat hot cheetos, I get crazy.
1:05.2	I just love hot cheetos.
1:07.5	I love you so much.
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