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Welcome to Thought for your thoughts.

I'm your host, Derry Murbles, sitting in for Nina Joplin, who is touring the country

performing a spoken word opera about pear-shaped women. My guest today is City Councilwoman,

Leslie Knope. Derry, my team and I are trying to build a park, and we need input on the design from you, the

citizens of Pawnee.

So I guess I'm here to send out the bat signal.

A bat signal for listeners who might not know refers to the children's character,

The Bat Man, a strong gentleman who fights crime nocturnally.

That's correct. Well put.

TVTL.

First thing, I never heard of you. Never heard your name before you went on some news show.

I think you're a liar and you want publicity. That's all you want.

First thing I want to know, what gives you the right to even be out here? I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I think we're pretty heavy on the bad news right now, so maybe just sprinkle in some positive, a spoonful of sugar and such. I love candy for dinner. What about you? Love it or hated. it appears to be another irreversible step along mankind's journey toward God only knows what.

In a few hours, you're going to be smarter than anyone you've ever met.

Come on.

Well, all right, hello. Good morning.

And welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Oh, and the adventure begins again.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Spock sabotage the system.

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