Hey guys, this is Connor from Vancouver. I'm just sitting here, Shane eating at a Taco Bell for lunch, and this wonderful song comes on, Life of the Highway. Are you guys just trolling me for eating a Taco Bell? Thanks.

TVTL!

Love it or hate it, it appears to be another irreversible step along mankind's journey toward God only knows what.

I don't watch television. I don't even own a television. Notice I didn't say TV. TV is a nickname,

and nicknames are for friends, and television is no friend of mine. And you must admit, gentlemen,

these two guys have really been a thorn in your sides. You know what happens when you get a thorn on your side, Gene? It draws blood, you know, two big boys, and they think this is all fun in games. Why don't you try to throw a little enthusiasm into this job a little, huh? Hey, you know what time it is? It's time to get real. All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show

that just might be too beautiful to live.

The word that comes to mind is ludicrous.

My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Hey, cheer up. It's Taco Tuesday.

Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above,

The Mighty Columbia.

Oh, Ma, Pa, it's just beautiful.

We are looking at a beautiful sunny day that's going to get really warm by the end of today.

Be careful, though. It's spicy.

So we're trying to get out early and get after some yard projects here.

You know, when the weather is nice here, that means a podcaster's thoughts turn to yard talk.

Want to add a few comments regarding your mole situation?

We do have a little bit of that here on episode 4,725 in a collector series.

Let the fun begin.

Including something I just realized this morning.

This morning, after a number of years living at this home, dealing with the landscaping,

and talking about it maybe too much here on the show, I realized something today for the first time.

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