#4723 Three Conferences Outside Ebbing, Missouri

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Something happened to Luke during his 5K fun run yesterday that forced him to make a very important split-second decision. He and Andrew also discuss the "Blue Dot Fever" that is causing huge pop stars to cancel their summer tours. And Andrew's attempts to make elevator small talk crash and burn.

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0:00.0	Well, here's a little story we get to tell about one cool mom that we know so well. Her name is Barbara, that's what they call her. She's got four children that make her want to holler. But we're real good kids. We do all our chores to give mom the time to shop at all the stores. We think she's the best, yeah, A number one. She's even a friend, and we have a lot of fun.
0:22.6	She's a mom.
0:24.6	She's a mom.
0:26.6	She's a mom.
0:28.6	T, B, T, B, T, B, T.m.
0:35.6	So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body?
0:39.3	Yep.
0:40.3	Guess what day it is?
0:42.3	Guess what day it is?
0:44.3	Friday!
0:45.3	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:48.3	You're singing that wrong?
0:49.3	How? I made it up.
0:50.3	Like, how do we have this?
0:52.3	Like, nobody made this.
0:53.3	This belongs to the park i'm thinking that
0:55.7	they hang it off the green monster you know well all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL,
1:15.4	the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:18.6	A good podcast helps you connect the dots.
1:21.5	My name's Luke Burbank.
1:22.4	I am your host.
1:23.2	It is our turn.
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