#4719 Calendar Boy
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Luke undertook a mechanical project yesterday and is still unsure if it was a good idea. Andrew had the perfect Saturday, until he didn't. And Andrew explains how the imaginary voices of listeners helped him solve a long-standing problem in his bathroom.
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| 0:00.0 | We like different things and that's okay |
| 0:06.0 | because we just like different things |
| 0:11.0 | are me and my mom like our very different way |
| 0:17.0 | and that's okay |
| 0:20.0 | my mom likes them fried. |
| 0:22.6 | I like them scrambled with cheese. |
| 0:26.6 | TBTL. |
| 0:29.6 | I'm going to suggest that we have a little constructive talking time. |
| 0:36.6 | Not long at all. |
| 0:38.3 | I mean, maybe 10 minutes or, um, okay, or maybe 15 is also good. |
| 0:44.3 | But it'll be so amazing. |
| 0:46.3 | You love it. |
| 0:48.3 | It's gonna be the best ever. |
| 0:50.3 | I love this show. |
| 0:52.3 | Do I wish our fans were a little more hip? Yes. |
| 0:55.0 | Do I wish they were a tad more on top of their hygiene? |
| 0:58.0 | Absolutely. |
| 0:59.0 | Do they have a confused look in their eyes like a dog that's heard a strange sound? |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:05.0 | But strap that dog to a sled and baby, you'll be flying across the tundra. |
| 1:11.5 | Hey, can we get back to the funny? |
| 1:15.9 | All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show |
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