#4718 The Dixie Dingus

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Andrew went to his first Puppy Kindergarten class with Lucy and got a very big surprise! Plus, Genevieve got Lucy's DNA results back, so now we know what kind of dog(s) she is. And Luke is obsessed with a new short form show that has an ingeniously simple premise.

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0:00.0	Hi, Luke and Andrew. This is Julia. I guess I'm a Minnesota 10. I had a dream that I thought you guys might appreciate for Dream Court. I dreamed that Janine Garofalo, as her character from White Hot American Summer, was running like an Ice Age apocalypse survival boot camp in my
0:22.6	backyard for children
0:24.9	that's it
0:27.3	TBTL
0:30.7	Guess what day it is
0:36.0	Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?
0:38.3	It's Friday, Friday.
0:40.3	Gonna get down on Friday.
0:42.3	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:45.3	Facts are meaningless.
0:47.3	You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
0:50.3	Okay, I've got a funny guy for a partner. But seriously, you have to monitor your foot health.
0:58.3	I'm going to send you a pedometer app that I use. You're going to love it. It has robust social features.
1:03.5	We can give each other foot fives.
1:05.5	You're sick. Holy forking shirt balls. We're in the good place.
1:12.5	Well, all right. hello, good morning,
1:14.4	and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL,
1:18.3	the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:21.0	Meet the next generation of podcast stars.
1:23.3	My name's Luke Burbank.
1:24.2	I'm your host.
1:24.9	I'm a professional.
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