So, Brandon, tell me about yourself.

What do you like to do?

I'm just a regular guy.

I like NASCAR and fishing.

You know, quoting Boorat, setting up universal hormones.

And of course, Vegas, baby.

TBTM!

My show's on the internet, where Beyonce and the president live.

He's really having trouble keeping his balance.

He's still funny, but not ha ha funny.

If you ever need somebody to talk to, you don't want to talk to your dad,

you can always come talk to me.

Think of me as your secret dad.

You keep hiding from shit in the the world and eventually the world comes

to your front door. Nice.

That's very nice. I heard an episode

touched by an angel. That's the voice of the

youth of America. Just keep your head up and don't

let anybody tell you they're better than you.

Because they're not.

All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show that just

might be too beautiful to live.

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