Good evening, welcome to Anjou. Have you dined with us before? No? Fabulous. We do things a little bit differently here.

Sparkling water is free, but tap water is $3. All of our appetizers feed six people. They don't come any smaller.

Substitutions are fine, but you have to ask in a baby's voice. You are allowed to kiss that sign picture of Tony Colette on the wall, but only if it is your birthday.

If you're born on a leap year, you have to leave now. All of our butter is sourced from only the hottest cows, judged by a jury of their peers, the chickens vote by referendum. We are cashless and tipless, but the valet staff do appreciate old copies of entertainment wakling. If you have any allergies, please let me know.

I'm amazing at keeping secrets. I'll be back in a second to take your words.

TVTL. In this brochure, it says this tour is crunk. What does that mean? The beginning is horrible,

also the middle, so I'll give it at four. First of all, I'd like to see the chef face to face. These are the best Cajun chicken nibblets I've ever had. Yeah, most people think I'm on drugs because I'm always happy. Are you on drugs? No, I'm not. I'm high on life. If there's a better use for the internet, I haven't found it. Well, all right, hello.

Good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show

that just might be too beautiful to live.

When I eat hot chitos, I get crazy.

My name's Luke Burbank.

I'm your host.

I just love hot cheetos.

Coming to from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia, where we're

looking at kind of a cloudy day today.

Cloud fog.

It's all right though. We had a beautiful weekend. We've been on a great run of weather,

and it's going to get back to sunny stuff tomorrow. We can deal with one cloudy day here

at the Madrona Hill studio that is not going to in any to sunny stuff tomorrow. We can deal with one cloudy day here at the

Madrona Hill studio that is not going to in any way negatively impact episode 4,714 in a

collector series. Let the fun begin. Cloudy day might be a nice day to stay inside and like, I don't know,

watch a movie, but if you think that the movies you've been seeing on, you know, the streaming platforms and even in the theaters, if you think they look worse than they used to, you are not crazy.

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