#4715 KUMON Eileen

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Luke found himself in his car, in the middle of the woods, without cell service, when he went out for a simple errand this morning. It took him four hours to get home. He and Andrew also dissect the playlist that a sports reporter allegedly made for her illicit paramour. And they discuss -- without spoilers -- the brilliance of DTF: St. Louis.

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0:00.0	When you eat pasta, you are essentially sending a hormonal message to your body saying pack on more fat.
0:06.9	That's what's happening.
0:08.2	Hmm.
0:08.7	So even without cakes and chocolate, pasta itself turned into sugars in your body.
0:14.5	That's what makes you gain all the weight.
0:15.8	That's it.
0:16.2	We're throwing our pasta out, Peter.
0:17.5	All pastas, lasagna, all of it.
0:37.7	We're done. All this stuff. You even do it? Oh, no. No, no, no. It just happens so we can look at it. No, we're cutting it out of our diet. We are done with pasta. We are done with spaghetti. We are done with inguini. Fettuccini doesn't count. Absolutely counts.
0:38.4	No more pasta.
0:39.5	Just have a bowl of spaghetti.
0:40.3	Come on.
0:41.1	No.
0:41.8	What happened to you?
0:42.3	What happened?
0:44.5	No more pasta for you or me.
0:46.2	Okay?
0:47.0	It's over.
0:47.7	We're done.
0:53.7	Okay. TBTL. Okay.
0:55.8	TBTL.
1:01.7	He is a fan of the outrageous.
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