#4713 I Love It When You Call Me Big Puppy
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew mourn the abrupt closure of SBK, a Seattle karaoke joint that played a huge part in their late night marauding back in the day. Plus, Lucy the Puppy has completely changed Andrew's sleep schedule as well as his attitude about certain things -- but not Twisted Tea.
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| 0:00.0 | Excuse me. Are you happy with that park? Yeah, what's wrong with that? You're way outside the line. You're taking up two spaces. I'm like an inch over the line. No, you're a foot over the line. You're taking up two spaces, and the next car is also going to be taking up two spaces. Then you're going to leave, and then that car is going to get blamed. This is chaos. Society can't function like this. What? You have to be in the lines, the way it's supposed to be. Here's an idea. Why don't you mind your own business? Well, I suppose that's an idea. Not a very good one, though. Oh, no? Just say, you know what? I'll do better next time. I did fine. I did fine. No, that's not fine. You didn't do fine. You need to do better. |
| 0:38.6 | No, I did fine. |
| 0:39.6 | You need to do better. |
| 0:40.6 | It's not fine. You didn't do fine. You need to do better. |
| 0:38.3 | No, I did fine. You need to do better. It's not an open field. It's not a farm, okay? Just park your car. Park your car between the lines. It's not that hard. Look, just pull in between the lines. Why don't you stay between the lines of your own business, huh? Why don't you stay confined within the lines of not being an a |
| 0:56.7 | because you're way over that. the lines of your own business. Why don't you stay confined within the lines of not |
| 0:56.1 | being an a little? Because you're way over |
| 0:58.1 | that line, all right? The only person is the |
| 1:00.0 | a asshole here is the pig Parker. |
| 1:02.1 | A pig Parker. Yes. So you're calling |
| 1:04.0 | me a pig. A pig |
| 1:06.0 | Parker. Hey, you know what? Have a real nice day. Okay, I will. I'm sure |
| 1:10.0 | you will too at everyone else's expense. |
| 1:11.6 | T. |
| 1:12.6 | T, T, B, T, T, B, T.m. |
| 1:18.6 | Guess what day it is? |
| 1:20.6 | Guess what day it is. |
| 1:22.6 | It's Friday! |
| 1:23.6 | Gotta get down on Friday. |
| 1:26.6 | Everybody's looking forward to the weekend! |
| 1:29.3 | Is this for real? |
| 1:30.3 | It's called the Dark Web. |
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