#4712 Three Doors Up
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Andrew stumbles upon a truly, truly disturbing photo while looking for something during today's podcast. He tries to edit it for Luke, but he only makes things worse. Meanwhile, Luke is amazed by the cost cutting measures of a new NBA owner known as "El Cheapo" -- and the fact that the league commissioner is defending the bozo. And Lucy The Puppy had a big day at Lowe's yesterday.
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| 0:00.0 | I love when people are like, you just need to give yourself some grace. |
| 0:03.1 | Out of all the problems that I've had in my life, never once has not giving myself enough grace charted. |
| 0:10.3 | Like it's never made the list, even a little bit, even at all. |
| 0:14.1 | If anything, the polar antonym might be true. |
| 0:16.6 | If anything, I might be hoarding grace in bulk. |
| 0:19.9 | If anything, I might be causing accidentally, |
| 0:22.7 | of course, a worldwide grace shortage, a grace deficit, if you will. Again, completely unintentionally, |
| 0:29.1 | it's just kind of what happens. And I choose to view this as a good thing. Because if I view it |
| 0:34.3 | from any other sort of, you know, realistic viewpoint, it could be kind of construed as a negative. |
| 0:41.0 | And that's not something I have to give myself grace in that sense as well and say, no, it's kind of like meta when you think about the giving myself grace of it all. |
| 0:50.3 | I have maxed out my grace card. |
| 0:52.8 | If anyone needs any, I will be selling it, of course, |
| 0:55.9 | for a little bit of a profit because I'm nothing, if not a business woman. So what am I saying? |
| 1:04.0 | They are sending shockwaves over the airwaves. |
| 1:11.6 | They are rude and abusive, but want you to listen to them. |
| 1:15.6 | I'm sorry, who are you? |
| 1:16.6 | I was asking myself that same question, and I did not like the answer. |
| 1:21.6 | He's just a silly little guy. |
| 1:23.6 | He's like your next-door neighbor who, like, has an above-ground pool |
| 1:26.6 | and drinks cheap beer and, like, tells fart jokes. |
| 1:29.5 | And he, like, drives around in a used car and, like, goes to the rodeo. |
| 1:33.1 | This is ludicrous. |
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