#4706 What Does Thunder Look Like?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

We have now heard from almost everyone involved in the Chappel Roan security guard controversy, and everyone seems surprisingly reasonable. Plus, Luke is digging the Justin Bieber's music at recent performance at Coachella, and Andrew makes a fool of himself with a local reporter. And a listener brings some FACTS when it comes to "the sound of lightning."

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0:00.0	Brace yourselves because the number of celebrity birthdays coming up in the next 12 months is staggering.
0:06.4	Movie stars like Meryl Streep, Denzel Washington, Tom Hanks, Ryan Gosling, musicians from Paul McCartney to Billy Elish to Stevie Wonder.
0:15.7	Some of the top athletes, LeBron James, Serena Williams, Tom Brady, business leaders like Tim Cook and Warren Buffett,
0:21.8	novelists like Stephen King, comedians like Jerry Seinfeld, and even top TV stars like
0:26.7	Jimmy Kimmel from the Jimmy Kimmel Show. And quite honestly, there are many more that I did not even
0:30.5	mention. So strap in. Get ready. And here we go.
0:36.4	TVTL
0:38.3	It's the first line of the film, man.
0:43.3	It's got to be on the money here.
0:45.3	It's all right.
0:47.3	Okay, cut.
0:49.3	All right, man.
0:51.3	You don't have to make rude noises. That's all right, I don't mind. I don't use foul language, and I don't have to make rude noises. That's all right, I don't mind.
0:56.0	I don't use foul language, and I don't like to hear anyone else use it either.
1:00.0	I like not having fun.
1:02.0	I like your idea of fun, my idea of fun.
1:04.0	Our idea of fun.
1:06.0	I like not having that.
1:07.0	It's the story of a man with a brothel of a home and a pool filled with human excrement.
1:11.6	Make sure your bathroom really has got a toilet that's way too high and kind of big.
1:15.6	Also, two plungers. Two plungers says it all.
1:18.6	All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show
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