#4707 Can't Find A Bedder Cup

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew are in bad shape after a terrible night of Mariners baseball -- and that's just referring to their branding gimmicks. Luke has several mug-related emergencies during the show, while Andrew does everything in his power to tank the podcast with audio misfires. Meanwhile, the tennis shoe company AllBirds is transitioning into a…whatnow?

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0:00.0	Hello, I have a little song.
0:03.0	I heard there was a secret food that when you ate could make you poo,
0:10.0	but you don't really care for spicy, do you?
0:16.0	Put them on my nachos, please, and when you do, don't forget the chiefs.
0:22.6	My favorite little pepper, jalapina.
0:27.6	Halapina, jalapina, jalapina, Halapina. Halapinea.
0:39.3	Halapine.
0:43.3	Love the show. Power out.
0:46.3	TVTL.
0:52.3	What will your first sequence of the day be?
0:55.0	Computer Lutup, Celery Man, please.
0:56.8	He is a fan of the outrageous.
0:59.5	He loves to surprise.
1:02.9	He loves other things as well.
1:05.9	You guys are so fun, just relentlessly fun.
1:09.2	I keep thinking, when are they going to stop being fun? And the answer
1:12.5	is never. That was great. That was good. You went for it. I appreciate that. What do you say we go out
1:18.3	and get some Carvel? I got the time if you got the diapers. All right, hello, good morning,
1:24.4	and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:29.8	Guess where you just got into Cool Guys Zone.
1:33.3	My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
1:35.1	It's Tom Bondarly, King of the Dirty Songs.
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