I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways.

I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me.

It feeds my soul. Babies are drawn to me, and I think it's because they see me as one of them.

But cooler and with my life put together a little bit,

if a baby were president, there would be no taxes,

there would be no war,

there would be no government,

and things could get terrible. It actually probably would be a better screenplay idea than a serious suggestion.

TVTL.

Jumpman, jump man, them boys up to something.

Uh, oh, oh, I think I need some robitussin. Targis, Targis.

I tell you to get this through your head, but you're a machine, so run this through your data processor.

Get lost.

What'd you say?

I didn't say anything.

Yeah, totally. No, I hear that.

If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times. I love you. Things are going to start

happening to me now. Well, all right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition

of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. They are goofy.

They are friendly. They are really, really good. That's all you need. My name's Luke Burbank.

I'm your host. You're about to see some

serious voices.

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