#4704 Statue Of Limitations

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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The Mariners finally unveiled a statue honoring Ichiro Suzuki on Friday, but the big reveal didn't go exactly as planned… We also get updates on the TBTL Junior Jalapenos and puppy/kitty relations in Andrew's house.

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0:00.0	What a beautiful morning.
0:02.0	It is now.
0:02.9	Oh, thanks for getting up to make the coffee.
0:05.5	I didn't.
0:06.2	What?
0:07.2	I made this coffee yesterday.
0:10.2	But it tastes like you made it today.
0:12.2	That's because I used yesterday's coffee.
0:16.3	It tastes like you made it today.
0:18.6	That's a time saver.
0:20.1	Yeah.
0:20.8	Hey, if we leave now, we could catch the fairy to grassy point, have a picnic like we used to.
0:25.6	That sounds great.
0:27.6	But I can't. I got to make tomorrow's coffee.
0:31.6	Can't we worry about tomorrow's coffee tomorrow?
0:34.6	Nope. The only reason why we have today's coffee is because I worried about it yesterday. So tomorrow we'll drink the yesterday's coffee that you made today. Yes, and I'll make the next day's yesterday's coffee tomorrow. Think you we go on a picnic? We'll see. Ted, I really... What? Damn it, Jill! I'm sorry. I'm doing this for us. I know. Someone has to think about the future.
0:56.1	I understand. Do you?
0:59.8	For the rest of our lives, we will always be one pot of coffee ahead.
1:08.1	Until that day when I make a pot of coffee that neither of us will ever drink.
1:11.6	I'm gonna lie down.
1:15.6	TBTL.
1:18.6	These are the circuits of history, gentlemen.
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