Yeah, you just have to log into the toilet or else the lid's not going to open.

I don't think I'm logged in anymore, so you're going to have to log in.

Why does this pack of socks have Wi-Fi directions?

You can cook here, you just have to make a login for my stove. What do you want your username and password to be? What app do I need to open this window? Oh, it wants your fingerprint. Can you give me your finger? If you want juice, just download the juice app and put in your order for my fridge.

You don't have the app for my fridge. You've been here like three times.

Can someone sign into the restaurant portal before we. You've been here like three times.

Can someone sign into the restaurant portal before we go?

They need us to sign in 30 minutes in advance and put in all of our social security numbers or else they're gonna get the table away. I'm sorry. I'd give you a hug, but I don't think we're on the same Wi-Fi, so I don't think it's gonna let me. T-B-TL.

Guess what day it is? T-B-T-L.

Guess what day it is?

Guess what day it is?

It's Friday, Friday.

Gonna get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

I value confidentiality, and paradoxically, I don't care who knows it. What a space. Like, what is that about? I don't actually think that that space is real. I think people just keep saying that it's real and saying that like that there's stuff out there, but it's like, we're never going to know for real. You can't go there. Well, you have found my flabbergast button and guess what you've pressed it hey look at here why don't we eat us a few thousand bears and you tell me what's buzzing in the big

bad city well all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a friday edition of tbtl the show

that just might be too beautiful to live.

We are living in the midst of a podcast boom.

My name's Luke Burbank.

I'm your host.

How about a fresca?

Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia, where I'm actually having a fresca.

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