#4696 Making A Parkerer
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Luke finally heard from the court about the erroneous parking ticket he received. He's somewhat satisfied with the results. He and Andrew also discuss the end of the A.I. app called Sora, which could let anyone make convincing deep fakes depicting real people. And, speaking of robots, Luke is ready for them to fully take over at least one aspect of Major League Baseball.
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| 0:00.0 | What? April 1st? |
| 0:03.0 | Oh man, I can't check my email today! |
| 0:06.0 | Here it comes! Here it comes! |
| 0:08.0 | Place myself! |
| 0:09.0 | Homestar, everybody knows the Internet already ruined April Fool's Day. |
| 0:14.0 | On February 7th, 2008, ironically enough. |
| 0:17.0 | But it's the day the Internet gets on the internet to make inside jokes about the internet. |
| 0:21.6 | Exactly. And I can't wait to be so fooled when my favorite website looks like it's from another time period. |
| 0:29.6 | Oh man, this looks just like one of them flashy cartoon websites from 2002. |
| 0:35.6 | TBTL. |
| 0:42.3 | I'm going to fool you. |
| 0:43.7 | You talk better than you fool. |
| 0:45.7 | I'll fool you up real nice. |
| 0:47.8 | You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified |
| 0:51.7 | fooling machine. |
| 0:52.6 | Los Angeles, California, Republican line. |
| 0:55.2 | Here is Jack. Go ahead. Hi, good morning. I'm Jack Strickland. I just want to make it clear, |
| 1:00.2 | first of all, I'm calling from Bel Air, California, but I am originally from Philadelphia, |
| 1:05.3 | specifically West Philadelphia. But anyway, I was actually discussing this issue with a friend of mine recently |
| 1:12.4 | while I was in Philly. It occurred on the basketball court. At some point during the conversation, |
| 1:18.6 | a couple of guys who were up to no good essentially started causing trouble in my neighborhood. |
| 1:24.5 | What is going on? Is this exorcist? Is this for real? People do this? |
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