#4697 To A Hammer, Everything Is A TAC
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew discuss the Seattle airport's misguided and expensive efforts to rebrand. They also watch the video of a Texas judge bullying an IT worker who's just trying to help him out.
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| 0:00.0 | It's my responsibility to fix this. |
| 0:02.0 | I'm going to brighten the mood by telling a few jokes. Try this one to emphasize. I don't care for cheese. I'm a curd-mudgeon. Well, you're too tired for humor TVTL |
| 0:21.6 | All good |
| 0:25.6 | Here we all are |
| 0:27.6 | Together again |
| 0:28.6 | What face would your feet make if they could make a face? |
| 0:32.6 | I don't understand the question |
| 0:34.6 | And I won't respond to it |
| 0:35.6 | I can't compete with you physically And you're no match for my brain. |
| 0:40.3 | I'm going to suggest that we have a little constructive talking time. |
| 0:44.3 | Not long at all. I mean maybe maybe 10 minutes or, um, okay, or maybe 15 is also good. |
| 0:52.3 | I get out of the shower, look in the mirror. I'm impressed because I look freaking awesome. |
| 0:56.9 | The story of this situation is, it's extremely personal. |
| 1:01.7 | All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:10.1 | It is our turn. My name's Luke Burbank. |
| 1:12.6 | I am your host. |
| 1:13.7 | How about a fresco? |
| 1:14.6 | Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia |
| 1:18.2 | where the weather patterns are unpredictable today. |
| 1:23.0 | When Andrew and I first started chatting, I had this audio drop |
| 1:26.9 | ready to go. |
| 1:27.5 | Oh, Ma, Pa. It's just beautiful. |
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