#4695 A Few Small Dogs

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Luke pays homage to John Hinterberger, a Seattle writer he grew up reading and who represents a more adventurous era of newspaper publishing. Meanwhile, Andrew and Genevieve had their first appointment with a dog rescue organization yesterday. While Andrew is ready to take the process slowly, Luke has other ideas for him.

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0:00.0	Pairs. Nice! Yes, one of nature's most delectable fruits.
0:03.5	Excuse me, sir. How much for this?
0:05.4	Those are 50 cents. Well, I won't pay full price. So I'll give you a dime. They're 50 cents, buddy. Very well. I'll drop you a quarter. No. Okay, 35. I don't have time for this friggin' shit. Give me the 35 cents. Nice, man.
0:17.8	I talked you down.
0:18.7	Good barter.
0:19.4	There you go.
0:19.7	Good barter.
0:20.8	All right, Bozo.
0:21.6	Thank you.
0:22.1	I'm calling a lot of people Bozo now.
0:23.5	It's like my new thing. TBTL. Aronave a soul, Baragas. That's an intergalactic space greeting. That means hello, space brothers. I don't know.
0:38.3	Maybe part of it's the fact that you're in a hurry.
0:40.3	You've grown up on instant orange juice.
0:42.3	Flip a dial, instant entertainment, dial seven digits, instant communication.
0:46.3	Turn a key, push a pedal, instant transportation, flash a card, instant money.
0:50.3	Shoving a problem, push a few buttons, instant answers.
0:53.3	Disc commands and floppy disks and zip
0:56.0	drives, laser discs, answering machines, and Nintendo Power Glove. You seem to me to be a pretty
1:02.6	righteous hombre. I wish you were my grandpa. Dude, give me a bark. Give us the real deal or we're
1:09.8	out of here.
1:12.9	Well, all right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:20.9	Don't miss the sausage fest. My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
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