#4692 If I Had A Ninnyhammer

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew dive into some listener voicemails, including one involving an angry Russian widow and another that leaves Andrew bumfuzzled.

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0:00.0	Are you sick of the airport? The long lines?
0:03.0	Security, the danger of terrorism.
0:05.0	Why not take a ride in a hot air balloon?
0:07.0	Virginia Horson's hot air balloon rides.
0:09.0	You don't have to worry about terrorists or long lines,
0:12.0	and it's just you and me.
0:14.0	Up in the air.
0:15.0	Whoa!
0:17.0	Hey! I can see my house from here.
0:19.0	Just kidding.
0:20.0	Why not take a ride in my balloon?
0:22.6	I'll cut you a deal.
0:24.6	Forget about airport security.
0:26.6	See you later, suckers.
0:28.6	I'm taking myself a hot-air balloon ride.
0:30.6	Ooh, fresh air.
0:32.6	Listen, I'm not one of those college types that's going to talk your ear off.
0:36.6	I bought a balloon, and it doesn't mean I think I'm better than everybody else. Or I can just read a book. I'm not one of those people who doesn't know how to be quiet. So come on over. Take a ride in my hot air balloon. It'll take you wherever you want to go. I promise. TVTM. Love it or hated. it appears to be another irreversible step
0:59.0	along mankind's journey toward God only knows what
1:03.0	Psycho, screwy, and totally unbalanced.
1:06.0	Laser pointers?
1:08.0	You know what I'd like to do?
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