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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4691 This Could Have Been A Greeting

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Luke has a big issue with an office place tradition. Andrew turns to his enemy, AI, to see if it has any solutions. They also discuss the now-solved mystery of the British man who turned blue overnight. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

I think what they were doing was good.

0:03.0

Well, you rehearsed, you rehearsed. You get it perfect. You know exactly what you're doing. And then what? And then you forget about it. Let me pinpoint you. You said they learn it, they forget it, and that's okay. That's great. Well, they've forgotten it. But they never learned it. So when do they learn it? I'm just saying when do we have a time? But what I'm saying is if they're going to forget it anyway, then what difference does it make?

0:23.4

I mean, you see what I mean?

0:24.7

It's like one of those, it's a Zen thing. It's like, you know, how many babies, you know, fit in the tire thing, that whole, the old joke, you knowTL the new phone bucks here the new phone

0:44.1

bucks here I'm somebody now millions of people look at this book every day this is the kind

0:50.5

of spontaneous publicity your name in print that makes people where are you guys have I lost you in the kind of spontaneous publicity. Your name in print that makes people!

0:55.0

Where are you guys?

0:56.0

Have I lost you in the land of Never Never?

0:59.0

I've only ever said I love you to two men my entire life.

1:02.0

Stone Cold Steve Austin

1:04.0

and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.

1:09.0

I know these guys are annoying, but that's all I got.

1:16.0

It's party time, chumps.

1:18.1

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL,

1:23.1

the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

1:26.5

It's a ship that made the castle run in less than 12 parsecs.

1:29.3

My name's Luke Burbank. I am your host.

1:31.3

The song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world.

1:34.3

Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia,

1:40.3

where we're looking at a fairly decent day, actually.

1:45.4

The river is kind of, it's roiling,

1:48.1

but that's just because a giant car carrier just went by.

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