#4680 Bottle Episode

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

Luke had a scary moment this morning while trying to clean his water bottles, but he caught it all on tape. Andrew learns that his once-nemesis is a huge deal on Bluesky. And they discuss the World Baseball Classic and why Andrew is rooting for Team Mexico.

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0:00.0	It's like I always say a bush in the hand is worth two birds.
0:05.0	It's like I always say man, a bird in the bush is worth two hands.
0:09.0	A bush bird is worth two.
0:12.0	You can lead a bush to birds but you can't make it hand.
0:15.0	Horse in the hand is worth two in the drink.
0:17.0	It's like I always say you can lead a horse to a bird but you can't make it bush. Bush in the bird hands worth two horses. You can lead horse hands to a bird but you can't make it
0:27.2	horse in the bush is worth two birds. A bird on the horse is worth two. Bush birds. Horse hands are
0:34.9	worth two bird bushes. You can lead a bird to bush hands, but you can't make it during horse water.
0:39.3	TBTL.
0:40.3	This is a show for people.
0:45.3	About dogs.
0:48.3	Starring one dog.
0:49.3	And one dirty dog.
0:51.3	Cuma.
0:53.3	This is not real sweat either.
0:55.0	I sprayed it on.
0:56.0	It's made from the actual sweat of professional athletes.
1:00.0	And it's romantic and it's full of these sort of situations,
1:06.0	which turns out to be that's very interesting,
1:10.0	very scary at times, but also a lot of romance and
1:16.4	really well made.
1:17.9	Hey, you either got it or you don't.
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