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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4679 O'Hare Of The Dog

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Luke spent the weekend trying to escape O'Hare airport, while Andrew spent the weekend trying to escape from an evil magician's dressing room. Plus, Luke is mad at A.I. for lying on his behalf, and an overseas listener takes us on an audio journey. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

You don't see positive portrayals of it in the media.

0:04.4

It doesn't really happen.

0:06.5

I mean, think about the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

0:10.3

Why is the show named after them?

0:14.9

It's just four teenagers that look a little weird and like eating pizza and practicing karate,

0:21.6

that's normal as s'.

0:25.6

The real story is about the single rat father.

0:32.6

Pulling him and them boys out of the sewer.

0:38.3

Taking care of four little boys that he know ain't his.

0:43.3

You think he didn't know?

0:48.3

They don't look nothing like him.

0:52.3

But he's like, if not me, then who?

0:57.8

I'm not the step rat.

0:59.5

I'm the rat that step does.

1:02.4

TVT.

1:07.6

Only when we stop stopping our lives, can we begin to start starting them.

1:12.7

Sure, it's done in the name of comedy, but is debasing ourselves really that hilarious?

1:18.8

Doggy butt, doggy, doggy butt, doggie butt, doggy, doggy, doggy butt.

1:27.4

Hey, you either get it or you don't.

1:30.8

I don't, but I am so excited to be a part of it.

1:34.0

Last time I checked, audio was the second most important part of the audio video experience.

1:38.8

Flashes of Quincy.

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