#4678 You Give Me Femur

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Genevieve joins the show to discuss her court plans after she learns she was ticketed during Operation Bus Chase. She also explains why she's so angry about her astrological sign, even though she doesn't believe in that stuff. Meanwhile, Luke is vibing off of Detlef Schrempf's Instagram feed, and Andrew learns he might be Baz To The Bone.

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Krusty the Pizza Man!
0:04.0	Alright, where's my 400 bucks?
0:06.0	Hey, wait, how can you be here when your show's on live?
0:09.0	I just threw on an old rerun. No one'll know the difference.
0:13.0	Ah, eh, eh, eh, eh?
0:18.0	Children, remain calm. The Falkland Islands have just been invaded. I repeat, the Falklands have just been invaded.
0:24.6	Oh.
0:25.6	T, T, B, T, T, B, T.
0:29.6	Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?
0:35.6	It's Friday, Friday.
0:38.3	Gonna get down on Friday.
0:40.3	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend!
0:43.3	Well, my friends are just beside themselves and I'm going to get to work with the Cobra.
0:47.3	Oh, God, no, please, just Cobra.
0:50.3	Sure, why not?
0:51.3	Jokes. Do some.
0:55.5	Okay, what makes you laugh?
0:56.1	Comedy.
0:57.0	Obviously.
0:59.4	And sometimes tragedy.
1:00.5	Light tragedy.
1:02.2	Arectile dysfunction.
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