#4675 Kalshi And Chill

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Andrew saw something completely bonkers in a 1991 episode of Columbo, and he's trying to get to the bottom of it. Luke finds himself placing sports bets on the definitely-not-sports-betting app Kalshi. Luke and Andrew also have important updates on their respective traffic court appeals.

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0:00.0	Little girl?
0:02.0	Yes, sir.
0:03.0	I want you to do something very important, all right?
0:06.0	Okay.
0:07.0	I want you to run home, and I want you to call the ER of North Bank General Hospital,
0:11.0	9321,000.
0:12.0	Tell them to set up OR6 immediately and contact anesthesiologist Isidora Turuk,
0:17.0	472, 2112, beep 12.
0:19.0	Have him send an ambulance with a paramedic crew light IV D5 and w KVO you got it
0:24.6	we are North Bank General Hospital 9 through 10,000 said over 6 contact and a
0:31.1	physiologist is Dorotorik 4722112 beep 12 I'm being able to with Paramix and Lativ, D5, and WKVL.
0:40.3	That's good.
0:41.3	Sounds like a subjural hematoma to me.
0:43.3	Oh, it does, does it? Well, it's not your job to diagnose.
0:47.3	But I thought.
0:48.3	You thought, you thought, just go.
0:50.3	TBTL.
0:52.3	You're not oversharing.
0:57.0	You are not oversharing.
0:59.0	Boring people came up with that.
1:02.0	Boring people made that up.
1:04.0	They made up over sharing because they're too boring to handle an interesting conversation.
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