#4676 Freud, Marry, Kill
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2026
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
Andrew is concerned about some pickles that he bought, so he does a taste-test on the air. Speaking of taste tests, he and Luke also dissect the viral video of McDonalds' CEO trying to eat a burger like a normal person. They also discuss going to the bathroom on airplanes and things the bible taught them about wine.
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| 0:00.0 | Cross promotional spots for a monster truck rally to be read during non-stop rock blocks? |
| 0:05.0 | No thanks, T.J. Never again. |
| 0:07.0 | Look, Zeman, I know you're not happy about what happened back then, but I had no choice. |
| 0:11.0 | Those traffic updates gave us critical mainstream support. |
| 0:14.0 | And all we had to give up was one hour of non-stop rock. |
| 0:19.0 | We never could have held on to that power rush hour. |
| 0:21.6 | People just weren't ready for that much rock with so little talk. |
| 0:24.9 | The 9 a.m. compromise allowed us to bring back get the let out Friday. |
| 0:29.3 | In 96, the ratio of rock to talk was 3 to 1. |
| 0:32.8 | Today, it's 5 to 1, and yes, someday, God willing, it will be infinity. |
| 0:40.0 | TVTL. |
| 0:45.3 | I suck without the Internet, dude. |
| 0:48.0 | It's like I'm too real for it, you know? |
| 0:51.3 | Sometimes people say that my head is too big for my body, and then I say, compared to what? If you had a favorite saying, what would it be? Life's a party rock your body. You're so shy and small, and you're so loud and huge. I swear, every time this guy talks, all I hear is a turkey goblin. You're both little troublemakers. You're both huge in Japan. You probably have a lot |
| 1:11.1 | to talk about. Go. Keep things light. Don't bring up your divorce. Well, all right. Hello, |
| 1:18.5 | good afternoon. And welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be |
| 1:24.0 | too beautiful to live. Isn't that for techno geeks with spreadsheet? |
| 1:28.3 | My name is Luke Burbank. |
| 1:29.3 | I am your host. |
| 1:30.2 | I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out. |
| 1:32.9 | Coming to you a little later than normal today because I am in beautiful but very cold. |
| 1:40.3 | Chicago, Illinois, the windy city. |
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