#4665 Yossarian's Ulta
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Luke has a new favorite radio station, Andrew has a new exercise routine involving a frozen water bottle, and Olympic skaters are dealing with a new issue called "music rights." Luke and Andrew also pay homage to Alan Arkin, because they apparently didn't do so when he died in 2023. They also learn the deep, dark secret that Tony! Toni! Toné! doesn't want you to know.
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| 0:00.0 | Chase, what's your favorite thing to snack on when you're jamming out to music? |
| 0:04.0 | Um, I don't know. Everything's good. Okay, well, we're streaming live on Bagel Bytes TV, so can you say bagel bites? Oh yeah, bagel bites. Okay, great, but can you say it in a sentence? Like, I'm Chase Dreams, and when I'm jamming out to music, I love to eat bagel bites. I'm Chase Dreams and when I'm jamming out to music, I love to eat bagel bites. |
| 0:23.0 | Okay, great. Congrats on whatever it is you do. on to music, I love to eat bagel bites. I'm Chase Dreams, and when I'm jamming out to music, I love to eat bagel bites. |
| 0:22.8 | Okay, great. |
| 0:23.5 | Congrats on whatever it is you do. |
| 0:25.1 | Thanks. |
| 0:26.5 | TBTL. |
| 0:31.6 | TVTL, coming across the airwaves full of love through the sky. |
| 0:36.6 | There is one more thing. |
| 0:37.6 | The network has received |
| 0:38.5 | quite a few angry phone calls |
| 0:39.9 | from older viewers |
| 0:40.9 | about our theme song. |
| 0:43.0 | Really? |
| 0:43.8 | I think our theme song, |
| 0:45.0 | Zassy. |
| 0:48.2 | Laughter, a sure sign of a good time. |
| 0:51.5 | A year ago, this is exactly what Greg Kinnear is doing, |
| 0:53.8 | but now he has an Oscar for Sliding Doors 3, colon, jingle all the door. |
| 0:58.1 | Things are going to start happening to me now. |
| 1:02.8 | Well, all right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL |
| 1:07.5 | the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
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