#4666 Wing Theory
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
Andrew is pretty outraged over a judge's ruling on "boneless chicken wings." Luke discovers some unprecedented megafauna in the Columbia River below his house. They also get into some TV talk (Luke is enjoying Neighbors and The Other Two on HBO) and movie talk (Andrew stumbled on an old French film yesterday that he can't get out of his head.)
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| 0:00.0 | Staff and I went out to go see Minions, Rise of Gru. |
| 0:04.0 | And I just have to say it is fascinating to learn the history of how grew rose to power. |
| 0:11.0 | If you don't know Minions, they're these old yellow guys. |
| 0:16.0 | Denim overalls. |
| 0:18.0 | They speak in a kind of gibberish language. |
| 0:21.6 | Yabababobo, Dabi Bebo, Bonina. |
| 0:26.6 | Minions is a prequel to the Despicable Me franchise. |
| 0:31.6 | Rise of Gru is a sequel to that prequel. |
| 0:36.6 | Essentially the minions will seek out the most despicable person |
| 0:40.5 | they can find, in this case grew. And just got to thinking who in our society would have |
| 0:49.2 | minions if they were real. And are they real? |
| 0:55.0 | And where can I find them? |
| 0:57.7 | And how despicable do I have to be against them? |
| 1:02.1 | Well, say on our show, we will be answering all those questions and more. |
| 1:06.5 | I will be attempting all manner of heinous acts in order to court the minions. Will I be successful? |
| 1:15.6 | Find out when this current in life returns. Stay with us. |
| 1:20.1 | TVTL. |
| 1:24.3 | One thing, I have no shame before another mortal. All my shame is between myself and Christ. I never dropped my eyes to another human beer. It's like the most requested thing when I asked my Facebook, what you guys want to see for me. It's like, get drunk, get drunk, get drunk. And there's a time and a place for it. And guess what? That place is now and that time is now. Do I wish our fans were |
| 1:44.8 | a little more hip? Yes. Do I wish they were a tad more on top of their hygiene? Absolutely. |
| 1:51.5 | Do they have a confused look in their eyes like a dog that's heard a strange sound? Yeah. But strap that |
| 1:57.8 | dog to a sled and baby, We'll be flying across the contract. |
| 2:04.4 | All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, |
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