Hello, this is Kristen from Ontario, from Thunder Bay.

Anyway, I was calling because I've been sick this week, and I've been losing my voice.

But then I realized I sound like the chicken lady, so I wanted to call and just wish you all.

No mountain too tall, good luck to all, and I just say you know i love life and um you want some eggs

tvt lv tvtl don't you latte sipping leeches understand i've seen enough of these hollywood

super hunks we need a dumpy unappealing loser and every man. Don't take this the wrong way,

but you've just been kind of hanging around a lot lately, which isn't a bad thing, but it's also

not a good thing. I feel like we're just like in that tired mode or you're delirious and you're

laughing at silly things. Well, you have found my flabbergast button and guess what? You've pressed it. The comedy factor speaks for itself. It's just painfully obvious. Yeah. It's an unfulfilled prophecy. It just has to be played out. My door is always open. Except when it's closed, but you can open it when it's closed.

All right.

Hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show that just

might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I am your host coming to you once again from today slightly less beautiful

Los Angeles, California, but still, still tolerable. That's how I consider my

contribution to the world of podcasting. It's not so beautiful, but it is tolerable. And I hope

you're going to enjoy yet another episode of TBTL, yet another episode where I don't have my full compliment of audio wizardry.

Because I did leave my recording equipment in Portland, in my car, and I had to buy a temporary USB microphone, which is what you're hearing me on right now.

It also means no audio drops.

I don't know.

Maybe for some people, that's a relief.

There might be some people who, they're like the people that watch the Super Bowl, but they just want to see the ads.

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