#4659 We've All Got Our Own Tissues
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew both experienced some projector-related issues during the Super Bowl yesterday, but that didn't stop them from celebrating another huge victory for the Seahawks! They also weigh-in on what most football fans are discussing today: The faulty design of modern tissue boxes.
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| 0:00.0 | My husband and his friends love to watch the big game. |
| 0:08.0 | But all their cheering and shouting can make them pretty hungry. |
| 0:12.0 | Oh, go, go, bull! |
| 0:15.0 | That's why I love Totino's Pizza Rolls, |
| 0:19.0 | the only game time snack that satisfies my hungry guys. |
| 0:23.6 | Go, go, go, go, go. |
| 0:25.6 | And Totino's pizza rolls aren't just delicious. |
| 0:29.6 | They're also easy to make. |
| 0:32.6 | Simply with... |
| 0:33.6 | Go, go, go, go, go, go. |
| 0:35.6 | Wow, there really is a lot happening fast in this big game. |
| 0:41.3 | So this Super Bowl? |
| 0:42.3 | Aw, fumble! |
| 0:44.3 | Why not treat your hungry guys |
| 0:46.3 | to the delicious taste of TOTino? |
| 0:49.3 | Aw, fumble! |
| 0:50.3 | If there anything like my hungry guy, they'll love these cheesy bites more than their favorite team. |
| 0:59.0 | Guys, the Totinos are ready. |
| 1:03.0 | Hope I'm not interrupting the big gay. |
| 1:07.0 | There's nothing on the TV. |
| 1:13.6 | The screen is completely black. |
| 1:16.6 | Go, go, go, go, go, go. |
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