You're a single guy, aren't you?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

What I'm getting at is I would assume that you don't have a lot of experience or didn't have a lot of experience handling babies.

No. I had no experience handling babies.

So what was that like for you when you had to start picking up the babies and all that?

It was bizarre. It was, it was, because there were eight babies and there were eight stage mothers to go

with them and the babies were crying and the stage mothers were giving me militant glares

and telling me what to do and can you hold a baby.

And then there were all these different angles going on.

And babies, to me, are very strange because they don't appear human to me.

They're sort of, they've got their own way of thinking.

You know, they're sort of alien. And I respect them for it.

But I know that someday they'll grow up and be humans.

TBTL.

We are super fun here, and I promise I won't stop until this little guy's leaping and laughing like the other kids.

I don't know what exactly the attachment is. I think they're cute, but kind of funny looking.

I saw a woman psychiatrist, and she said I was OCD, one cool dude, and she understands the way I think right now and everything's cool, everything's cool pathetic, everybody's happy,

and I'm happy too.

Okay.

Are you a connoisseur of art?

I had a painted turtle when I was a kid. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell them.

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