#4645 Nothing But A Gmail Thang

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Luke joins the show from Burbank, California, where he was on a big-budget HBO set all day. He and Andrew also discuss the school staff from Archie Comics as well as some of the cartoon characters they used to crush on.

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0:00.0	My ideal man doesn't play the drums, doesn't stay late at the bar, does what he says and says what he does,
0:05.0	does not get a fancy lawyer that the other person can't afford if things get weird.
0:10.0	My name is Gwen. I am divorced. I have two kids, and I will not ever regret having those two kids, okay?
0:16.0	So that's really important for me to tell anyone who's listening.
0:19.0	I type 110 words a minute. I actually
0:22.6	can type faster, but I keep a little bit for myself. I blew out my knee jazz resizing, so I don't
0:27.8	want a guy that's too active. My best qualities, I own a timeshare. My favorite way to unwind is
0:34.6	with a Virginia slum and a big scoop of cottage cheese, half a tomato.
0:40.3	Why I want to find love is I just think that everybody deserves a second chance.
0:44.3	I want to go to the PTA with somebody, not just myself.
0:48.3	Oh, there's Gwen, she's divorced.
0:50.3	Oh, did he run away with his secretary?
0:52.3	I left.
0:53.3	A great first date with you would be two words.
0:59.0	Benny Hana.
1:02.0	TVTL
1:04.0	Can we listen to TBTL?
1:09.0	No.
1:10.0	Yeah. You want to listen to TBTL? No. Yeah.
1:11.6	You want to listen to TBTL?
1:13.6	Yeah.
1:14.6	Your favorite dish.
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