Come with me to try the Yuzu pepperoni cup Ranch Mod cap pasta at Sausage Hole Collective.

This charming windowless food shack is a gem in the crown of Las Vagangeles North Ohio.

Tonight, we're here to try their Dubai chocolate, cream cheese, everything bagel, cinnamon bun.

And you can't leave without going to break up banks burger house right next door and trying their Karnaburger with extra vorsas.

These two local favorites hit the spot every time.

TVTL.

I don't even so, but I guess.

That's an intergalactic space greeting. It means hello, space brothers. Do not put that on the imaginary radio show. I don't know if it's video games or what, but it's so unfair to, after something like this, to blame people in the backseat or say they deserve it. I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out. Oh, I get it. You're joking.

See, I'm cool. I get jokes. Listen, please, please, please. If anybody doesn't know the difference

between a valance and a jobo, I really need you to leave. I get it. I know who you are. It's been

explained to me. I'm into it. Let's talk.

All right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show that

just might be too beautiful to live.

Here we go. Not going to mess this up. Not going to mess this up. Here we go.

Ready?

Hi.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I am your host.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, buddy.

Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio, perched high above the mighty Columbia,

where it's not raining.

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