#4609 I'm Not An Influencer, I Just Talk A Lot

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Luke is in Miami, where he is very busy with work but would much rather be on the beach. He tells Andrew about the intense inquisition he had to pass in order to retrieve his misplaced ear buds. Meanwhile, Andrew has some Thanksgiving regrets involving his patented style of "humor."

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0:00.0	First time at the program, I can always spot a newbie. It's my fifth year with wings. I guess Paul McCartney's got nothing on me, huh? Love take me down to the streets. It's not a wings song. Yeah, it's one of their heads from the 70s. I'm not sure which one. It's not. It's not. It is it? No. I think it might be. That's not. Nobody sings that song. I don't know about it.
0:22.0	I have a blogger.
0:23.0	TVT. It's not. It is it? No. I think it might be. That's not.
0:21.6	Nobody sings that song.
0:22.6	I don't know about that.
0:23.6	The TVTL.
0:24.6	Well, well, here we are.
0:28.6	I want to congratulate you for being on time.
0:33.6	I got recognized on the street today.
0:35.6	A guy had already met me and then forgotten
0:37.5	he met me and then recognized me from TV and then remembered me
0:41.3	again. Do not put that on the imaginary radio show.
0:44.7	Hey, you sound like I might be a little bit jealous, babe.
0:48.1	You know, and I know a little something about being jealous
0:51.6	because people have been jealous of me my entire life.
0:53.6	I feel so full of...
0:55.6	What's the opposite of shame?
0:58.0	Pride?
0:58.8	No, not that far from shame.
1:00.6	Lashame?
1:01.7	Yeah.
1:03.9	Well, all right.
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