This next performer is returning to stand-up comedy after a 10-year absence.

Please welcome Larry David.

Thank you. Thank you.

I think I'm going to do very well tonight. I really do.

I'm feeling just unbelievably confident.

Well, that was a bad start. It was a bad start.

A really stupid start. I don't know why I did that.

You'll see.

Well, you've been, you seem like a very nice audience tonight.

I'm wondering, in case I break it to some Spanish or French, may I use the familiar two-form with you people instead

of instead? Because I think instead is going to be a little too formal for this crowd. I feel already

I've established the kind of rapport that I can jump into the two-form with you. That quickly.

I'm taking it to liberty with you. I'm going to use the two-form and that's it. You can't talk me out of it.

You know, Caesar used the two-form with Brutus,

even after Brutus stabbed him.

He said, Ed, too Brutei,

and I think that's a little too informal

when someone's trying to assassinate you.

I think at that point, perhaps he would have been better off.

But that's Caesar.

TBTL.

Everybody calls it garbage.

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