#4608 People For The Ethical Spoiling Of Television (P.E.S.T.)

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Luke received a very exciting email from a very surprising source today. Andrew received a text message from his mobile carrier that is making him a little bit cranky. And they discuss two shows they're both watching right now -- Pluribus and The Chair Company.

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0:00.0	This was me, Bryant Butterfield, six months ago before starting my diet plan.
0:06.8	But just look at me now.
0:09.0	I feel like a new man thanks to the Butterfield diet.
0:13.4	The results have been incredible.
0:16.3	Okay, here's your weekday plan.
0:19.1	Breakfast, one cornflake, toasted with low fat spread.
0:22.6	Lunch, small raw potato, peeled, dinner.
0:26.6	Square of low fat turkey breast.
0:28.6	Baked bean in low fat tomato sauce.
0:31.6	Then, at the weekend, it's time for a reward.
0:34.6	For 24 hours, you can literally eat anything.
0:39.3	Pisa, birthday pie, pints of cream, pork cylinders, potato grids, artificial bacon, large
0:46.3	max, sandwich casserole, chocolate quails eggs, garlic pudding, fluffy ruffs, hoisin crispy owl,
0:52.3	pasta pillows, bonbon bon bonbons, McFortune cookies, discount foie gras,
0:57.0	egg and ham slabs, joring dinnints, mystery meat, keaches Lorraine, 20 cheese omelette.
1:04.0	The Butterfield Diet Plan, order it exclusively online at W-W-W Full stop. Butterfield Diet, full stop, COLM.
1:17.2	Call now.
1:19.2	TVTL.
1:25.2	I'd like to get everyone's first impressions. Who'd like to jump in?
1:28.3	Anyone?
1:29.3	How about you, Ramon?
1:31.3	It's just stupid.
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