Charlie Brown, now Charlie Brown.

Come on, Charlie Brown. I'll hold the ball and you kick it.

Hold it. Ha!

You'll pull it away and I'll land flat on my back and kill myself.

But Charlie Brown, it's Thanksgiving.

She wouldn't try to trick me on a traditional holiday.

This time I'm gonna kick that football player to the moon!

Ah!

TBTL! I mean, come on, is there anything more relaxing than a young child hurting themselves trying to play football?

And then the sounds of Vince Goraldi, that could only mean, dear friends, that you were tuned

into a special Thanksgiving

Day edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I am your host right over there.

Number one Thanksgiving appreciator, and he's going to hate me for this but birthday boy is my co-bro andrew

walsh happy thanksgiving happy birthday buddy the fact that you are allowing the audio

music on your end this time means that I am freed up to play the turkey gobble as much

as I want and if it's my, you can't yell at me.

That is true. You've lucked out, my friend. I mean, think about it. We don't get to use this that

often. I was going to use it more leading up to Thanksgiving. And I kind of forgot to do that.

But somebody went out, Luke, with a field recording kit, probably one of those really long microphones, maybe even a parabolic microphone, to get close to a wild turkey in order to grab that sandwich.

Sure, you're going to get close to some wild turkey today?

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