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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Luke has a new toy that he is very excited to use on TBTL (and at his holiday parties.) Andrew has a sad update on his bluetooth woes. And the world's foremost unpaid Fubo spokesperson just ditched Fubo. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

I will come to you house.

0:02.0

I will go to your fresheriator,

0:05.0

your frisciator.

0:07.0

I will take your butter out of your fridge.

0:10.0

I will eat the butter in front of you and your family's eyes.

0:16.0

And I force you to watch me while I eat all your butter.

0:22.6

You will beg and cry and say,

0:24.6

No, don't eat all our butter. We need for Christmas.

0:28.6

I will say, ha ha, not my problem.

0:31.6

And take the empty bottle, I will throw it on the stairway I will go home

0:39.3

TBTL

0:42.3

The new phone back there the new phone bucks here

0:47.3

In this business of show you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide of an elephant.

0:55.0

You know, these two are good.

0:57.0

Very, very tough to do a morning show, this chitch-chetti kind of thing.

1:01.0

But these two have an intellect behind whatever it is there, they're doing.

1:05.0

Notice me, Senai, notice me.

1:08.0

This is the kind of spontaneous publicity.

1:10.0

Your name in print that makes people.

1:15.9

Well, all right, hello.

1:17.0

Good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

1:23.9

Just study it out and you'll see.

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