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🗓️ 25 November 2025
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Luke and Andrew announce plans for this year's TBTL Holiday Zoom Party! Plus, Luke is on an odyssey trying to get a bathroom vanity delivered. And Andrew recalls one of the most amazing (not in a good way) Lyft drivers he ever had.
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, every day at around 2.30, my armpits get sweaty. Okay. And I used to hate raising my hand in class to answer a question. But one day I had to say, who cares? I have swampy armpits, and I'm going to answer all the questions I want. I'm swampy and I'm proud. Tina, where are you going with this? I'm saying just because you think something is embarrassing, doesn't mean you have to be embarrassed by it. |
| 0:21.1 | We all have our swampy pits. |
| 0:23.0 | My swampy pits is swampy pits. |
| 0:25.4 | Have you tried dad's deodorant? |
| 0:27.1 | It's like military grade. |
| 0:28.6 | He gets it on the dark web. |
| 0:30.8 | TBTL. |
| 0:35.8 | I'm a man of few words. But those words will count, and so with my actions. |
| 0:41.9 | You like are definitely, you're the real thing that a lot of people say. |
| 0:46.5 | So do you think if you weren't, I mean, if you were less fake, do you think you would be or you could or you have a desire to? |
| 0:52.1 | If you feel uncomfortable at any time |
| 0:54.3 | give me the sign i keep losing it deals and i don't want to make you do anymore all you have to |
| 1:00.3 | do is study it out just study it out and you'll see you haven't done your homework buddy hey you know |
| 1:05.6 | what time it is it's time to get real all right hello good morning and good morning, and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show. |
| 1:15.7 | It just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:17.9 | It implodes into nothingness. |
| 1:19.7 | My name's Luke Burbank. |
| 1:21.2 | I am your host. |
| 1:22.0 | I'm an activist and house party enthusiast. |
| 1:24.6 | Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the Mighty Columbia. |
| 1:30.5 | Bring it back home, baby. |
| 1:31.9 | Bring it back home. |
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