Okay, let me ask you a few questions. Let's talk about restaurants. Would you be willing to wait for a really good restaurant, a half hour, or would you just eat somewhere kind of crappy because you could get in right away? What do you think? The look on people's faces when they wait in line, it's like, is just, what are you going to eat or to stand quietly? Have you ever uttered the phrase, get off my lawn? No. Okay. I mean, yeah, I've said, but I didn't mean like, old man, like, get off my lawn. I meant more like, this is my property, so get off my lawn. I'm not gonna sugarcoat this for you. You have early onset grumpiness. What? Early onset grumpiness, E.O.G. You're going to begin to enjoy fewer and fewer things in your life. You'd be saying things like, who are these people? Who are those people? That's the, I mean, it's a real question. The only reason you leave the house is to see classic old movies, and even then you'll say, it had some good parts, but all in all, it was fairly uneven. Even.

You're very young to have EOG.

Your life is going to change forever.

Is there anything I can do?

Normally we try meds, but you're too young for them.

I'm sorry.

I'll notify your family.

Don't notify my sister.

She didn't pick up the phone half the time.

She gives people a hard time.

TBTM!

Hey Johnny. Oh, hi, Danny. What's wrong with Mark?

He's cranky today.

All right. Let's toss the ball around.

Are you aware that other networks refer to us as the Poland of broadcasting?

How did these buff dudes escape my radar?

I thought I knew about every single buff dude.

Look at the size of that boy's heat.

Shh.

I'm not kidding.

That's like an orange on a toothpick.

You gotta give the boy a complex.

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