Well, so I'm tending bar down there at Eklund and Sweedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinking, and he says, so where can a guy find some action? I'm going crazy out there at the lake. And I says, what kind of action? And he says, woman action, what do I look like? And I says, well, what do I look like? I don't arrange that kind of thing. And he says, but I'm going crazy out there at the lake. And I says, yeah,

but this ain't that kind of place. Uh-huh. He says, oh, so I get it. So you think I'm some kind of jerk for asking, only you don't use the word jerk. I understand. And he calls me a jerk, says, the last guy thought he's a jerk, is dead now. So I don't say nothing. He says, what do you think about that? And I says, well, that don't

sound like too good a deal for him then. You got that right. Yeah, he says, yeah, that guy's dead and I don't mean of old age. And then he says, geez, I'm going crazy out there at the lake. White there, Lake? Yeah, well, at Eklund and Sweddon, that's closer to Moose Lake. So I made that of something. Oh, sure. Anyway, he's drinking at the bar, so I don't think a whole great deal of it.

But then Mrs. Mora, she heard about the homicides down here

and thought I should call it in, so I called it in.

End the story.

T, T, T, B, T, T, B, T, L.

Guess what day it is.

Guess what day it is?

Guess what day it is?

It's Friday.

Friday.

Gonna get down on Friday.

Who is this guy?

He's got like every meme ever produced on the Internet.

He can knock us out with his memes. And I do. I have tons of memes. I'll just keep meming them to death until they just surrender because they just can't do it anymore. They don't have the memes than I have. Well, with all due respect, I mean, I hate to admit this, but I mean, I don't think I've been online in, you know, a couple days or weeks or whatever. So that's really not an important thing to me. My face, your face, instant face. Go talk to whoever you want that does that stuff. I don't know. All right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL, the show. It just might be too beautiful to live. Houston, we have a voter. My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I'm sorry. I'm tan. I like to be tan. It just feels good. Coming to you for the final day from Washington District of Columbia. That was the fanciest sentence I've ever heard, and I used to watch Frazier.

We have arrived folks at episode 4,600 and 3 in a collector series.

Let the fun begin.

And scientists think they have discovered when the first kiss occurred.

If you need a kiss so bad, why don't you kiss a potato like the rest of us?

Not so much the first kiss, but when we started kissing, or when kissing became a thing. And it was a long time ago. And I don't really know how it is they think they can pinpoint it, but we're going to talk about today. And a bunch of other stuff, I'm sure, with this guy, The longest running Cobra of the show may be best known for his depictions of the tall ships.

He has a wardrobe question. I'm sure with this guy, the longest running Cobra of the show, maybe best known for his depictions of the tall ships.

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